Random Rants...

As and when things happen i will vent my mini annoyances here.. be warmed it will be honest and about everything and anything. So apologies in advance for sware words... i think this page will be like threapy to me.. seeing as i am a single mum and have no partner to rant at... good luck all.. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™ˆ

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☠ when you wee yourself during a coughing fit or 2 bounces on the trampoline ... luckily # 4 & 5 have no idea mummy could do with a nappy at times too.... i feel pregnancy with #4 as per photo @39wks.. has something to do with the lack of bladder control i now possess.. I was Fuckin HUGE  ( i am only 5ft2".. think kylie minogue but without the flat tummy and super pert ass) 

So nip to the shop with #4 & 5... i use the term 'nip' loosely.. as who can ever nip anywhere after they have had a baby.. let alone 5 ( my choice.. i know) for toilet roll, kitchen roll, hand wash and milk. Leave shop with 2 hot tired crying toddlers, a coconut, ( seen in my pics page πŸ˜‚) a whole water melon ( it was on offer tho) and a pop up tunnel tent... #4 wanted the tunnel to hold around shop, and this stopped the firt meltdown i knew was brewing and #5 wanted the coconut, eating the husks as i walked ( rushed) around trying to block out the whining and remember what i actually came in for.. none the less.. not one item in my head was purchased... bloody kids πŸ€£πŸ™ˆplease say this happens to you sometimes too! Luckily the ex husband dropped off some needed loo roll along with #1,2, & 3 after a weekend with him. Ex husbands do have their uses.Β 

This is soooo me πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚ Thanks for the pic mum!! you know me too well πŸ˜…πŸ˜˜

I saw this a few years ago, not thinking i would have 2 more babies.. Still SO true now more than ever! so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

WTF.. it was 9.30pm aΒ  minute ago.. i sware.. just thought I'd have a quick scroll down my FB feed.. for just a minute or so.. next thing i know ive gone from sharing a post, commenting on a couple of family posts and ended up over an hour later still on FB watching a cat in Dubai dancing... Be aware.. FaceBook is a drug.. it gets you...Β  slowly... u don't know u r doing it...more and more...Β  its highly addictive and can take over your life... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ now i remember why i came off FB for a bit!!Β 

#dupedbytesco

Really annoyed... u see i love a bargain and never buy anything full price.. having 5 kids on my own the buget is tight... so reviewing yesterdays bargains from tecso (love #4 & 5 in matching topsπŸ™ˆ) i see a major flaw in the price of #5 t-shirt.. thats rushing for you while shopping with a psychotic 18m old who will not sit strapped in a trolly for any lenght of time. Tesco totally did me over there lolΒ 

Don't ask.. just read...

So.. (mini rant).. I'm sure other mums get the same.. every single night as soon as #1, 2 & 3 enter the house after school...Β  chucking bags, shoes, letters and pak ups all over the kitchen (so my nice tidy place of cooking then looks like primark in the sale.. stuff everywhere and nothing in order)

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"whats for tea... I'm starvvvvvving".. so to stop this repetitive question every single bloody night i am writing the evenings munchies as per photo. No more asking now. Result! Also it makes me plan whats for tea in advance so i can prep if needs be, before school pick up.. everyone's a winner πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Mini Rant.. it was lovely for the local paper (Nottingham Post) to be interested in my blog and do a little article on it after it received over 1200 hits in about 10 days ( WOW thanks for reading guys.. whoever you are!! πŸ‘πŸ˜š) but the article the reporter wrote didnt say half of the important bits i wanted to highlight about others in the same position as me, hopefully reading my blog, it being relateable to them...struggling physically mentallly and financially bringing up kids solo, when fathers choose to not help in any way shape or form. Rant over πŸ˜ πŸ’œΒ 

#2 reading the article

Its that time of year for me to RANT about the price of 'professional' school photos.... ridiculously overpriced.. Β£9 for 1 6x4 from #4's educational institution... i dont think so. If i had 1 child, not so bad.. but with 4 kids in the education system.. it would cost me a bomb πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’². Let a lone when i have 5. I keep all the proof pictures we get.. thats a good enough memory for me 😊.Β